So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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