with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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