The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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