i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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