You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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