do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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