Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
whose parrot is this?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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