dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Can I color on your dick again?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
