You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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