Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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