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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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