So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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