So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
