So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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