he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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