I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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