Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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