So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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