i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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