I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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