She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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