Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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