Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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