capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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