it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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