Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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