doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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