another moral hangover. fuck.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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