Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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