Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I want to be your penis for a week.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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