guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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