Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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