***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
