similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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