she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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