Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I want to have your abortion
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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