Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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