I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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