Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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