Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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