He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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