I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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