they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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