Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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