He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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