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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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