Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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