Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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