On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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