I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
