I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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